Forget about The Dog Whisperer! Meet the contestants - old and new - from cable TV's hottest new makeover show:
PUSSY BOOT CAMP!
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| Princess Beyonce Roro Two years ago Roro Calderai was just a lumpy old has been with literary pretensions. Then after last year's intervention from Pussy Boot Camp she reemerged as Princess Beyonce Roro feline Diva of the blogosphere! Who said that Reality TV stars can't have dazzling, sustainable careers? Roro says, "Was it F. Scott Fitzgerald who said 'there are no second acts in American lives'? Well I'm on to my seventh, so he can fuck off." |
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| Lady M. of Blackheath Things weren't always so good for South East London socialite, Lady M. of Blackheath. Although from a good home, Malachy Pramface had got a taste for tom(cat)foolery and was the mother of 6 by the age of 2. Interventions from Pussy Boot Camp in 2009 and 2010 showed the little minx the error of her ways and she is now more likely to be be interviewed by Tatler than the DHSS fraud squad. |
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| Oz Osbourne The latest entry into the Pussy Boot Camp house is Young Oz. Headbutting walls, falling off bookshelves and tripping over his own tail, this hairy excuse for a draft extractor is in dire need of the Pussy Boot Camp team. Former contestants are skeptical, Princess Beyonce Roro recently blogged that Oz is "Young, dumb and, since his castration, not so full of cum."However don't under estimate the Maine Coon marvel. Follow his progress on Facebook. |
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