JUST FOR GLEE

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their
orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a
coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the
order. "That will be $9.40 please," she says and
the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again
and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays
with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again
later in the week.

"The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato, and salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,
"That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of
his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any
longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to
always come up with the exact change out of your
pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to
pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my
pocket and the right amount of money would always
be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most
people would wish for a million dollars or
something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or
a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,"
says the man.

The waitress asks, "But what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was
for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who
agrees with everything I say."